GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN
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Funny Headlines ! 🎭 English Masala Edition 🌶️
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I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest
news with a dash of humour!
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👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.! 🌶️📺
"Choose
happiness today and every day"
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🚨 Guruji's Comedy
Bulletin 🚨
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“Breaking news with broken logic and a spoonful of sarcasm!” 😜📰
🧠 ChatGPT CEO Sam
Altman says people blindly trust AI
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Guruji: Arrey baba! Even my neighbor blindly trusts her parrot for lottery
numbers! 🦜💸
AI = Artificial Intelligence, not Astrological Instinct! 😂🤖🔮
🚀 “It has been a
wonderful ride,” says astronaut Shubhanshu from space
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Guruji: Sir, even Chennai auto drivers say that after overcharging ₹500 for
3km! 🌌🛺💥
🕍 Netanyahu asks court
to postpone trial citing “national security”
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Guruji: Wah! When caught red-handed, just shout “Desh in danger!” and skip
court like a pro! 🇮🇱📜🎭
💰 India's defence
exports on the rise; windfall expected
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Guruji: Now selling tanks and missiles like Diwali crackers! Buy 2 bombs, get 1
border tension free! 🎇💣📈
🍫 Nestlé India CMD:
“Crisis is the new normal”
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Guruji: Then stop calling it a crisis! Just say, “Everyday is April Fool’s Day
now!” 🍫🤦♂️🎢
👔 India Inc looking
for leaders who thrive under pressure
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Guruji: Basically, looking for people who smile while everything is on fire! 🔥😅📉
💻 IT companies: Big
bench strength era may be over
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Guruji: So, no more paid naps and free coffee while "waiting for
projects"? Time to Ctrl+Alt+Retire! 💤☕🧑💻
💸 Trump wants drones
& missiles, not F-35s in $893B budget
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Guruji: Someone give him a toy drone and a water gun... Save billions and
reduce tantrums! 🇺🇸🛸💥
🧓 Rahul Gandhi:
Congress will ensure respect for backwards
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Guruji: Good plan. But first, Congress needs to find its forward button!
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🚘 Sena MP’s driver
gets ₹150cr land ‘gift’
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Guruji: Even my auto driver just gave me a glare for not tipping ₹10! 🚕🎁🤯
🌍 Astronaut Shux:
Seeing Earth from space is humbling
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Guruji: Of course! From up there, even Delhi traffic looks peaceful! 🌐🛰️🧘
👽 Rakesh Sharma: Space
travel alters worldview
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Guruji: After seeing Earth from space, even mother-in-law problems look tiny! 🛸👀🌍
🕊️ Rajnath: Peace
& prosperity can’t coexist with terrorism
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Guruji: True! It’s like trying to do yoga in the middle of a mosh pit! 🧘🧨🚫
🗣️ Amit Shah: Use
local languages in government work
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Guruji: Finally! Time to see “passport office” written as “Paasamport
Kaaryalayam”! 😄📜🗃️
🤖 Tata Sons to set up
₹500cr trust for AI crash victims' families
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Guruji: AI may be artificial, but the emotions of compensation are real!
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📱 US visa applicants
must list social media info
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Guruji: Better delete those “I hate Mondays” memes before applying! 😬📲🛂
🛎️ Guruji’s Advice:
Trust logic, not just tech! And next time your driver gets ₹150 crore… just ask
him for WiFi password at least! 😂💼📡
👉 Stay tuned, stay
smiling! 😄📺
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stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!"
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Yours,
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“GuRuJi
KaMaRaJ”
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