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🛎️ GURUJI PRESENTS – TODAY'S NEWS WITH A COMEDY MASALA BLAST 🌶️😂👇

 

🗳️ EC to carry out door-to-door check for Bihar voter roll review
👉 "Guruji advice: When EC knocks, don't hide behind fridge! It's not loan recovery – just democracy delivery! 🏠📋🗳️"

🚨 FIR against Union mantri for remark on law and order
👉 "Guruji wonders: Law is searching for order, order is searching for sense, and FIR is searching for justice! 🔍📜⚖️😂"

 

🕉️ Show the power of Hindu vote: TN BJP ally at Murugan meet
👉 "Murugan meet became Muruga-muscle show! Guruji says: Vote with devotion, not emotion! 🐓🗳️💪"

 

☢️ No radiation risks right now, but future tense
👉 "Guruji warning: Radiation might not hit you today, but wear lead undies just in case! ⚠️🩲☢️🤣"

 

😡 Fake secularists targeting Hinduism, says Pawan Kalyan at Murugan meet
👉 "Guruji says: Some seculars are so fake, even WhatsApp forwards feel real in front of them! 📲🛐🙄"

 

💣 Ready to supply Iran with nuclear warheads’: Putin aide
👉 "Guruji whispers: Putin not giving free WiFi, but giving warheads with warranty! 🌍🔥🎁💥"

 

📉 Markets on slippery slope
👉 "Guruji slipped too… not on banana peel, but on stock portfolio! 🍌📉😵"

 

💰 Govt imposes more curbs on gold imports
👉 "Guruji to wives: Now gold dreams need visa approval too! 😅💍🛃"

 

🧪 Amazon launches at-home diagnostics in India
👉 "Guruji’s tip: Now even your blood report arrives faster than your relatives! 📦🩸🧑‍⚕️"

 

🕉️ 5 lakh sang Kanda Sashti Kavasam!
🚨Madurai vibrated like a Murugan DJ concert! Devotion + decibel = 🔊🔱🎶
Guruji tip: Sing with heart, not just throat — throat pain won’t lead to salvation! 😆🧘‍♂️

 

🕉️ Tamil Nadu will get a reward in 2026 for falling behind in industries – says EPS
Guruji says: “No jobs for unemployed youth, but asking for reward?” 🎁🙄
Maybe next award is for fastest blame game in history! 🏃‍♂️💨🎖️

 

🕉️ Pawan Kalyan: Muruga is the world’s first revolutionary leader!
Guruji agrees! 😇 Before Che Guevara, there was “Che” Subramanya!
Six faces, one mission – destroy demons and become a spiritual meme! 😎🗿📿

 

🕉️ MK says: BJP & AIADMK are daydreaming that alliance will break
Guruji says: Political alliances here are like TV serial marriages – twists, tears, and reunion! 😭💔📺
Political “Bigg Boss” is running live — with no one getting eliminated! 🤯🫣📦

 

🕉️ EPS: Foreign investments are moving at turtle speed under DMK rule
Guruji: Even the turtle said, "Don’t blame me for this!" 🐢💼😆
At this rate, even NRI mosquitoes won’t invest! 🦟💸🚫

 

🕉️ Annamalai: This conference is a warning to rulers!
Guruji warns: Even the microphone got scared! 🎤⚡👑
Murugan remained calm… but Annamalai was on full volume! 🔊🔥

 

🕉️ MDMK demands more seats – passes a resolution!
Guruji’s view: When ambition is bigger than the party, not even a bench will be available! 🪑🙃
Extra seats? Better ask the theatre owners! 🎬🍿

 

🕉️ Vaiko: BJP is trying to impose Aryan culture!
Guruji says: If culture was a dosa, everyone wants it with their own chutney! 🥥🍽️
Aryan, Dravidian, or Alien — we all just want peace with sambar! 🛸🙏🍛

 

🎤 Guruji signs off: Whether it's politics or piety, mix it with laughter for better digestion! 😄🧘‍♂️💥
🙏 Om Muruga! 🔱📿

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Yours,

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