GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN ЁЯШО Funny Headlines ! ЁЯОн English Masala Edition ЁЯМ╢️ ЁЯУг Dear friends, ЁЯд╣♂️ ЁЯУв ) ЁЯСУ I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour ! ЁЯШД ЁЯСУ Read it. ЁЯШВ Laugh it. ЁЯЧг️ Share it. ! ЁЯМ╢️ЁЯУ║ " Choose happiness today and every day " ЁЯзШ♂️ ЁЯШО ЁЯдУ ЁЯзЩ♂️ ЁЯШВЁЯШЬ ЁЯдк ЁЯШП ЁЯе┤ ЁЯдп ЁЯе┤ ЁЯШП ЁЯдк ЁЯШЬЁЯШВ ЁЯзЩ♂️ ЁЯдУ ЁЯШО ЁЯзШ♂️ ЁЯЪи Guruji's Comedy Bulletin ЁЯЪи ЁЯОЩ️ “Breaking news with broken logic and a spoonful of sarcasm!” ЁЯШЬЁЯУ░ ЁЯза ChatGPT CEO Sam Altman says people blindly trust AI ЁЯСЙ Guruji: Arrey baba! Even my neighbor blindly trusts her parrot for lottery numbers! ЁЯжЬЁЯТ╕ AI = Artificial Intelligence , not Astrological Instinct ! ЁЯШВЁЯдЦЁЯФо ЁЯЪА “It has been a wonderful ride,” says astronaut Shubhanshu from space ЁЯСЙ Guruji: Sir, even Chennai auto drivers say that after overcharging ₹500 for 3km! ЁЯММЁЯЫ║ЁЯТе ЁЯХН Netanyahu asks court to postpone trial citing “national security” ЁЯСЙ Guruji: Wah! When caught red-handed...