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  Guruji’s Daily, Comedy & Happiness! -News Tuesday! 28, October 2025 🤣 🌞 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin – “Laughonomics with Logic!” 🌞 1️ ⃣ India’s growth outlook robust on domestic demand: FinMin 👉 Guruji says, “Desi demand so strong — even my neighbour’s dog wants a Made-in-India bone! 🐶 ” 2️ ⃣ ‘Principles selectively applied’: EAM jabs US 👉 “Guruji wonders — when America says ‘rules-based order,’ they mean rules by order! 📜😎 ” 3️ ⃣ Jaishankar warns that terrorism is a continuous threat 👉 “Guruji says — terrorism is like dandruff: you can hide it with style, but it still itches the world! 💣🧴 ” 4️ ⃣ Trump says he’d ‘love to’ run for third presidential term 👉 “Guruji chuckles — Trump wants a trilogy, not a democracy! 🎬 ” 5️ ⃣ Rajnath says India must be ready for a war-like situation 👉 “Guruji’s advice — always keep your helmet ready and your Wi-Fi steady! 🪖📶 ” 6️ ⃣ ‘Create New Worlds with the Power of Imagination’ 👉 “Guruj...

  Guruji’s Daily, Comedy & Happiness! -News Monday! 27, October 2025 🌞 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin — Powered by Chai, Chill & Chuckles! ☕🤣 🪔 1️ ⃣ “This is the Century of India & ASEAN,” says Modi. 👉 Guruji says: Wah! India’s century has begun — only 75 years late on schedule. ⏰ 🐶 2️ ⃣ PM praises forces for desi dog induction. 👉 Guruji says: Finally, Made-in-India dogs guarding Made-in-India secrets!   🐕‍🦺 🤝 3️ ⃣ “We’ll strengthen people-to-people ties,” says PM to ASEAN. 👉 Guruji says: Correct! Politician-to-politician ties are already strong — time for common people to shake hands too 🤝📱 💣 4️ ⃣ Terrorism is a serious global challenge, says Modi. 👉 Guruji says: True! Some people drop bombs, others drop fake WhatsApp forwards — both equally explosive! 💥📲 🕵️‍♂️ 5️ ⃣ Those entering the US to be part of facial recognition data. 👉 Guruji says: Arrey wah! Now, even immigration will say — “Face the truth, sir!” 😎📸 ...

  Guruji’s Laughter Therapy for a Happy Sunday! 26, October 2025 | Guruji’s Daily, Comedy & Happiness! -News Laugh your stress away this Sunday! Guruji’s laughter therapy brings fun, joy, and positive vibes to recharge your week. 😂✨   🌞 Guruji guarantees no boredom!" 💥🎉👉 amazinglifeblog.com 🤣 Guruji’s Laughter Therapy for a Happy Sunday! 🌞🎉 Friends! It’s Sunday, that golden day when alarms sleep longer than you, and even the brain says, “Don’t call me, I’m on leave!” 😂 Let’s begin Guruji’s Laughter Therapy — no pills, no bills, only giggles and thrills! 😄 😂 1️ ⃣ Morning Giggle Yoga: Before brushing your teeth, stretch your lips and laugh like a millionaire who just checked his lottery ticket! 💰 Even your toothpaste will bubble in joy! 🪥🤣 🤣 2️ ⃣ Coffee Meditation: Hold your cup ☕ , take a deep sniff and say, “Today I’ll spread happiness… unless someone takes my newspaper first!” 😜 😆 3️ ⃣ Phone-Free Zone: For one hour, no Wha...

  Why Marriage Is the Longest Running Comedy Show on Earth? :25, October 2025 | Guruji’s Daily, Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness! -News   🌞 Guruji’s Global Giggly Bulletin – “News with Namaste 🤪📰 Guruji guarantees no boredom!" 💥🎉👉 amazinglifeblog.com 🧠 “NDA will get record win in Bihar under Nitish,” says PM 👉 Guruji says: In Bihar, voters are more confused — but Nitish’s switchboard always finds the winning current! ⚡🤣 🎓 “Youth at Core of India’s Foreign Policy,” says Modi 👉 Guruji says: Perfect! The youth are already experts in long-distance relationships — now they’ll handle foreign affairs too! 🌍💌 🕯️ “Shine the Inner Light” 👉 Guruji says: Yes, but first check if your bulb is LED or emotional! 💡😄 Inner light won’t work if ego is blocking the current! ⚡🧘 🧹 “Cleanliness is Next to Godliness” 👉 Guruji says: True! But in India, finding dust-free spots is tougher than finding true love on Tinder! 😅🙏 💖 “Being real a...