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  Guruji’s How to implement “Atmanirbhar Bharat” ;30, September 2025 | Guruji’s Daily, Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness!-News 📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🧑‍⚖️ 🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨 😎🔥 🧡 PM Modi says BJP’s relation with Delhi is based on sentiments & trust 👉 Guruji: Arrey baba, Delhi traffic is also based on sentiments & trust 😅🚦… trust that the other driver will stop before hitting you! 🚗💥 🏛️ PM Modi inaugurates BJP’s new office in Delhi, calls capital a ‘mini India’ 👉 Guruji: Mini India? Wah! Next step — Delhi Metro will be renamed "India in 30 Minutes" 🚇😂 🚫 Large-scale gatherings, roadshows should be prevented 👉 Guruji: Correct ji! Otherwise election rally looks like Big Boss season finale with free samosas! 🥳🍲 🙏 TN CM Stalin: Don’t spread rumour on Karur stampede 👉 Guruji: Yes, please! WhatsApp university should be shut down, otherwise people will...

  Guruji’s Navaratri Special Jokes Darbar ;28, September 2025 | Guruji’s Daily, Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness!-News 📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🧑‍⚖️ 🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨 😎🔥 📰 Zoho’s Arattai App in Spotlight 👉 Guruji says: "Finally, Made in India app shining 🌟… WhatsApp shaking like vada in hot oil! 🔥📱" 📰 Major International Attacks Traced to Pak 👉 Guruji: "Breaking news 🤯… Google Maps should add shortcut: ‘From Pak → To Trouble’ 🚧💣" 📰 Yogi says Law-breakers need Denting-Painting 👉 Guruji: "Garage owners happy 😁… criminals getting free makeover 🎨🚔… next step: polish and Teflon coating!" 📰 HC on Seniors Canceling Gift Deeds 👉 Guruji: "Grandparents to grandkids: ‘No love, no iPhone, no property!’ 📱🚫🏠" 📰 Army Issues Tender for Air Defense System 👉 Guruji: "Tender is not soft roti 🫓… it’s missiles-on-wheels 😱🚀💥...

  Guruji Presents – Trump’s   thoughts   on India;– 26, September 2025 | Guruji Daily Masala News, Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness! 📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🧑‍⚖️ 🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨 😎🔥 1️⃣ Bharat Defence Conclave 2025 – India aiming for Atmanirbharta . 👉 Guruji: “Soon our soldiers won’t say ‘Made in China’, they’ll say ‘Made in Chennai’! 🚀🇮🇳” 2️⃣ Visakhapatnam Declaration on Digital India 👉 Guruji: “Digital transformation is like Indian WiFi—starts with full speed, then buffering becomes meditation! 📱🧘‍♂️” 3️⃣ Govt plans ₹ 1 lakh crore RDI fund 👉 Guruji: “Innovation fund? Wah! Now even jugaad will get subsidy! 💡😎” 4️⃣ PM to transfer ₹ 10k to 75 lakh Bihar women 👉 Guruji: “Arre! 10k in the account, but husband already waiting outside ATM with debit card! 💳😂” 5️⃣ Ease of living, ease of business 👉 Guruji: “Yes yes, ease of living means: No traffic, no ...

  Guruji’s Comedy Darbar on GST 2.0 – 25, September 2025 | Guruji Daily Masala News, Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness! 📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🧑‍⚖️ 🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨 😎🔥 1️⃣ Trump’s H-1B move: 🎲 UK & Europe shouting “Jackpot!” 🎉 While Indian techies saying “Bhaiya, mera number kab aayega?” 😭💻 2️⃣ Zelensky: “India mostly with us” 🙏 Modi ji: “Mostly? That’s like saying wife is partially happy… dangerous statement beta! 😅💔 3️⃣ India may buy more oil from US ⛽💰 Guruji says: “Petrol price won’t come down, but your scooter will soon qualify for home loan EMI!” 🛵🏦 4️⃣ Special cell busts Moradabad factory 🔫⚙️ — making cartridges! Guruji: “Arre wah, DIY culture is booming… from papad to pistols!” 😂💥 5️⃣ Ladakh violence planned 🗻🪓 Officials: “Not spontaneous.” Guruji: “Haan ji, even marriage fights are ‘planned’, only actors are surprised!” 👩‍❤️‍👨🥊 6️⃣ LG on cons...

  How to make  an Amazing Life?– 22, September 2025 | Guruji Daily Masala News, Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness! 📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🕺 “India going full Self-Reliant Bharat mode! Modi ji says — Swadeshi shopping is the new Amazon Prime! 🇮🇳🛍️ ” 💸 “Income tax up to ₹12 lakh = no stress! GST reform = discounts like Flipkart sale! Double bonanza 🔥 Poor & middle class saying: ‘Now money will be saved… but still we will take loans!’ 😂💳 ” 🎉 “PM declared a ‘Savings Festival’ 🪔 ... Guruji says: ‘Firecrackers are banned, but GST crackers will explode in our wallets with savings!’ 💥🤑 ” 👕 “Nation urged to buy local goods... Guruji warns: ‘Instead of struggling in tight foreign jeans, tie up the Indian lungi tight!’ 😎👖➡️👘 ” 👉 Global Masala 🌎 ✈️ “Trump’s policies may kill the India-US travel market... Guruji says: ‘Now H-1B visa means — Fly once in the air, then c...

  Guruji’s “Why You Must Become Attractive and Influencer – 19, September 2025 | Guruji Daily Masala News,   Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness! 📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 👉 Very close to Modi, but put sanctions on India: Trump Guruji: "Trumpji says ‘Brother-Brother’ with Modi 🤝… but at the same time putting sanctions! 🤦‍♂️ That’s like saying “I love you darling, but please pay your own dinner bill!” 🍽️😂" 👉 India to Assess Implications of Pakistan-Saudi Arabia Pact Guruji: "What is the meaning of this pact? 🤔 Pakistan signs deal, India signs headache! 😅 Saudi Arabia supplying oil ⛽… Pakistan supplying excuses! 🙈" 👉 Sebi Clean Chit to Adani on Hindenburg Allegations Guruji: "Sebi said – ‘No problem, Adani is clean!’ 👔✨ But people are saying – ‘Sir, please also tell us the detergent brand name!’ 🧼😂" 👉 Opposition in Bihar Trying to Encourage Infiltration, Allege...

  How to live as a JOYFUL person – 17, September 2025 | Guruji Daily Masala News,   Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness! 📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓 BJP is celebrating PM Narendra Modi's 75th birthday across states today:   🌟 Happy Birthday, PM Modi Ji! 🌟 🙏 😄💪, your speeches keep breaking TRP records 🎤📺, and your energy remain higher than Chennai’s AC bill in May! ❄️🔥 🚀 Wishing you more years of yoga poses 🧘, world tours 🌍✈️, and endless “Mann Ki Baat” 📻… because India loves the package! 🎁😂 🎂 Guruji Blessing : “Modi ji, may your life be like WiFi— always connected to the people, and never dropping the signal ! 📶❤️🇮🇳” 🌀 Study finds Chennai tops in AC usage among 7 cities 👉 Guruji punchline: “Chennai people don’t sweat anymore… they just freeze in traffic jams ! ❄️🚗😂” 🤝 India, US agree to speed up trade talks 👉 “Trade talks speed up, but traffic in Chennai still slower than a snail on vacation! 🐌🛑🤣” 🇮🇳 India reje...

  Guruji’s Stand-Up Comedy Show – 16, September 2025 | Guruji Daily Masala News,   Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness! 📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓 🙏🤣 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🤣🙏 🎙️ – Special Edition 🌍✨ 👉 “Achieve greater integration among forces: PM to Def Min” 😂 Guruji: Oh yes… integrate the forces, but please don’t mix Army band with DJ remix! 💂‍♂️🥁🎶 👉 “Ruling on validity of Bihar SIR will apply pan-India: SC” 🤣 Guruji: One Supreme Court judgment = free nationwide delivery! 🚚⚖️📦 👉 “SC accepts SIT report, gives Vantara clean chit” 😅 Guruji: Clean chit? Must be sponsored by Surf Excel! 🧼👕✨ 👉 “Toxic air blackening Red Fort walls” 🤧 Guruji: Red Fort turning into Black Fort… soon Shah Jahan’s ghost will demand a repainting contract! 👻🏰🖌️ 👉 “Lower Edu And Higher Fertility Linked” 😂 Guruji: No education, but lots of population… textbooks missing, but extra notebooks (kids) arriving! 📚❌👶✅ 👉 “Only 45% of students feel r...